Music genres that could be real
Hey y’all! Allison here. I am FINE but I got a concussion on Tuesday and the doctor told me not to perform any strenuous cognitive activity while I’m recovering. It turns out that writing with a mild concussion is a bit strenuous, as I learned when I attempted it.
I’m fine! I’m taking the day off to watch TV on the couch and not think at all. In my absence, please enjoy a guest post by my brother Brian!
The realest genres
- psychedelic ragtime
- australian kpop
- post-wiggles children core
- arhythmic scat
- tuvan throat crooning
- dad trap
- adult thrash
- overground hip-hop
- urban keith
- math rock christmas carols
- trip-hop trap lindy hop type beats
- lofi underground watergate tapes
- gregorian chiptune
- ASMR / black metal fusion
- acoustic theremin
- solo piano / solo piano fusion (so that there are two pianos)
- downtempo speedmetal
bronze age hip-hop
Brian is a real musician who performs as astronaut club and in the band tiger oil. He has been my brother since 1995, and you should follow him on Twitter.