movies

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movies

The depressing blandness of "He's All That"

Call me old, but I don't think TikTok fame means someone can be a professional actor.

movies

Hey, just to clarify: who asked for this?

please, for the love of God, moveon.org from this trend

I cannot recommend this terrible Y2K sci-fi movie

tits out for Space Spader

I hate "A Star Is Born," by the way

Has enough time passed that I can say this?

For Your Consideration: the "Hindsight is 2020" Oscars

An unusual year calls for an unusual Academy Awards ceremony!

Cast Tim Robinson as Willy Wonka, you cowards

Hollywood just keeps making this movie, so let's up the ante!

Devoured by the ouroboros of "A Christmas Movie Christmas"

The Christmas movie is coming from inside the Christmas movie!!

"Holly's Holiday" taught me that you can just make a movie about anything

Who's in the mood for a Christmas mannequin love triangle?

"Happiest Season" made me sad!

K. Stew doesn't deserve this! I don't deserve this!

I want to see Robert Pattinson have a nice time

But I will watch him be a violent vigilante, if I must.

So I loved "The Kissing Booth 2!" Sue me!

I'm not saying it's good, I'm saying I'M bad!

How do you create an oasis?

searching for signs of humanity in "The Matrix" and in 2020

I have so many questions about Elon Musk's sister's adaptation of a "Twilight" fanfic

None of which will ever be answered, because I refuse to subscribe to "Passionflix"

I didn't feel empowered by "Sucker Punch"

Zack Snyder's film is CERTAINLY no "Josie and the Pussycats"

No one likes "Murder on the Cape" as much as me

I mean, I get it.

Things you could do instead of watching "Joker"

Perfectly fine alternatives!

I would like to scream about "Cats" forever

I. SAW. "CATS."

Please feel sorry for me, because I watched "A Dogwalker's Christmas Tale"

This one's not even for the "Mean Girls" superfans.

"Holiday in Handcuffs" attempts to make kidnapping fun

Oh, what a zany romp!

"Santa Girl" is ridiculous and I appreciate it

LET'S! TALK! ABOUT! DEVON! WERKHEISER!

I would have changed some things about "The Knight Before Christmas"

A+ title, though!

The demented joy of "The Spirit of Christmas"

Kicking off the month of cheesy holiday movies with a REAL gem!

The vault is OPEN, baby!

a guide to all the wonders available on Disney+ by me, an expert

My fever dream of a driver's ed course, and "Desperate Lives"

Being 16 was confusing.

Whose faces will Face Off in the new Face/Off??

Whose face will direct?