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Quirky professors and other things I didn't ask for

My dumb hallucinations

Hey kids, wanna hear about my idiot brain?

A fool tries to ski

a grave miscalculation I once made in the Swiss Alps

100+ Home Remedies We'd Rather Forget!

Do NOT try this at home!

Pop culture-inspired Halloween costumes that incorporate a mask

For you to wear at home alone!

Can I interpret your bizarre dreams?

Maybe! I'll try!

Please, my brain... it's very stupid

real dumb girl shit

Nothing surprises me about that evil dumbass

There is nothing new to learn about Donald Trump!!!

The tarot card reader

The time my life got dragged to hell by a fortune teller.

How British is Christopher Guest?: an investigation

The answer may confuse you!

Checking in with the butter princesses of the Minnesota State Fair

My brain is melting like a portrait carved in butter, so please indulge some nonsense!

Sometimes your feelings are wrong!

A PSA for anyone selfish enough to throw a big wedding in 2020 💕

What we lose if Twitter is shut down

Our flourishing hub of FREE SPEECH!

How do you create an oasis?

searching for signs of humanity in "The Matrix" and in 2020

Eccentricities I have considered adopting in These Trying Times™

might mess around and take on a whole new personality, idk

My stupid, terrible art

Picasso is shaking! Matisse could never!!

My middle school bully was a senile nun

Thanks for NOTHING, Sister Catherine!

Well, I'LL talk about the 2009 Carrie Underwood All-Star Holiday Special if no one else will

Fine! I'll do it!

The most cursèd home I have ever stayed in

Taxidermy EVERYWHERE!

Celebrity profiles are ludicrous, even when they're about real estate

What's new in the world of Hollywood bungalow renovating? Not much!!

EXCLUSIVE transcript from a podcast about the GENIUS CEO of a FAILING STARTUP

How could a company that was too big to fail...fail?

"Your Face," says the TV, "Sounds Familiar"

your. face. sounds. familiar.

Ways I have interacted with pop culture that I should probably reflect on in therapy

normal list from a normal lady

Some pitches for romance novels

New career alert!!!!!

The worst time an exterminator tried to perform a spiritual healing in my kitchen

Bad.